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 on: March 26, 2007, 02:32:59 PM 
Started by a.k.a. Half-Cocked - Last post by Josh
Gloves is a douche

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 on: March 22, 2007, 09:58:30 PM 
Started by bigdes - Last post by a.k.a. Half-Cocked
Pat and I had the straight and u call on a flush draw after the turn FUCK YOU

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 on: March 22, 2007, 09:50:22 PM 
Started by a.k.a. Half-Cocked - Last post by a.k.a. Half-Cocked
If u weren't bithcing on the turn about how bad everyone else is u might see that u could win the hand with another spade on the river.
Pinche Rio (Fucking river for our non-Spanish speaking friends)

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 on: March 20, 2007, 01:35:10 PM 
Started by Josh - Last post by Josh
1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.
One point to BEER

2.Warm beer tastes awful.
One point to VAGINA

3.A really cold beer is satisfying.
One point to BEER

4.If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair
between your teeth, you may vomit.
One point to VAGINA

5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being.

6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vagina's in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere.
One point to VAGINA

7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may
suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend.
One point to VAGINA

8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer.
One point to VAGINA

9. You normally don't find old beer.
One point to BEER

10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much
vagina and you'll think you've seen God.
One point to VAGINA

11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is
fun. One point to VAGINA

12. In most countries there's a tax on beer.
One point to VAGINA

13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off. One point to BEER

14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a can. One point to BEER

15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it
settles down. One point to BEER

16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark,
pilsner,ale,lager,etc One point to BEER

17. You always know how much beer is going to cost
One point to BEER

18. Beer doesn't have a mother
One point to BEER

19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you
drink it One point to BEER


20. Tapping a Keg... easy. Tapping a Vagina... may take you weeks.
One Point to BEER

Final Score 11 BEER/ 8 VAGINA

That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER

PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or
discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them, an extra point for BEER

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 on: March 20, 2007, 01:33:17 PM 
Started by Josh - Last post by Josh
June 2nd there will be a $3/$6 Cash Game
Location: Local Toledo area

Call Turner for more information: (419) 215-8562

More Details will be posted soon.

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 on: March 15, 2007, 10:32:47 PM 
Started by bigdes - Last post by bigdes
PAT HAS A HABIT OF CALLING A 100 DOLLARS ON A FLUSH DRAW!!! THIS IS SOMETHING U MIGHT NOT WANT TO DO!!! ACTUALLY HE DOES THIS WHEN THE BOARD IS PAIRED. WE KNOWS HE'S A RETART BUT C'MON!!!

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 on: March 15, 2007, 07:20:05 PM 
Started by Josh - Last post by Josh
There will be a poker tournament March 24th
Buy-In = $50
Start Time = 6:00 PM (be there about a half hour early)
$1000 for first place.  9 other places pay out.  I will have all of the details about the payouts at a later date.
50 to 100 people expected
(734) 289-2080 - call for any details
Directions - Click for location
Click here and put in your address to get detailed directions.

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 on: March 15, 2007, 04:54:55 PM 
Started by admin - Last post by admin
the arcade is now up at http://patspoker.awardspace.com/forums/index.php?action=arcade more games coming soon.

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